About Me
Hi there, I'm Kelvin!
I recently moved back into my mom's basement as I look to mend my damaged soul. It will take time, but there's nothing better than Mom's chicken pot pie to help. As I look to take myself from beaten down damaged goods to an eagle that's ready to fly again, I am looking for help. That's where YOU come in.
I'm looking for a sweet lady that can help. I enjoy Pokémon, backgammon and LOVE the show Caillou on PBS. A fun evening out for me is hitting up the library to get some Boxcar Children books and a frozen drink from Sonic.
Sadly though, I don't know if I can ever love again or even if I am loveable. If you can help, please submit your contact information and let's get in touch. I am hoping you can help me spread my wings and be the Kelvin I know I'm meant to be..
What my AMAZING friends say about me:
Chris E.
I mean, he's not a very good salesman, but he tries hard and that's what matters, right?. Efforts is 51% of the battle. Marriage is no different and he would make a fantastic friend or partner.
Maura K.
I love that he still wears Velcro shoes. How can you NOT find that endearing? He doesn't smell very good, but that's something that can be fixed.
Tom B.
He has a nothing can bring me down attitude! Recently I went along to a doctor visit to support him as he's really had some issues with corns and ingrown toenails and lymphedema in his legs. It looks like someone put his lower extremities in a blender! Did that get Kelvin down? Nope! He's always looking on the bright side of things and that's EXACTLY what I love about him.
Bridgette B.
I've never seen someone handle their IBS with such poise.
Cam B.
You know those Sally Strothers commercials with the super sweet poor kids you can feed for $.29 a day? He's THAT kind of sweet. Such an amazing man.
Maritza T.
Have you ever hated someone so much you love them? That's Kelvin.